i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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