we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching