just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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