Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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