North Korea, Best Korea!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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