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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
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So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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