I love black thongs
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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