my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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