Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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