I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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