Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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