It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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