I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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