found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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