If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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