we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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