AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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