I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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