Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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