You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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