what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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