Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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