none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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