Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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