Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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