I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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