The maid of honor just puked.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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