my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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