I just pynch a tree in the face
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You're like the curious george of whores
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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