Nicole vs. Life
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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