I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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