And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
