why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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