i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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