I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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