it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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