My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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