didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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