arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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