Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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