Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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