I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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