He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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