Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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