Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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