question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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