So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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