I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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