# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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