I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
All the doctor said was why
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