So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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