I hate your face
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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