filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.