So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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