Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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