my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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